Monday, January 02, 2006

Pastor Robert Tilton Has The Power

And to think that all this time, I assumed Tilton was a mere huckster, a pharasiacal swiller of Satan's semen who enlisted the name of God to dupe naive and desperate followers out of their Social Security checks. That last part kind of sounds like George Dubya Bush, no?

After seeing this photographic evidence, however, I'm a true believer...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PASTOR BOB CRAP YOUR PANTS BY FAITH YOUR BRO PASTOR TED HAGGARD

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PASTOR WIPE YOUR AS WITH SANDPAPER BY FAITH YOUR BRO REV TED HAGGARD

9:34 AM  

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