Saturday, October 22, 2005

Is Ronald McDonald a Transgender Hussie?

We should have known. Any man who prances around in makeup, fixated on greasy beef and special sauce, must be hiding a deep dark secret. Well now the awful truth is out. Ronald McDonald is sleeping around, having wanton relationships with women, men, and God forbid, Big Macs. It required some deeply-layered empirical research, but I finally tracked it down. Here's the awful evidence. Notice how Ronald goes from happily relaxing with his clown wife to becoming a full-fledged porn addict. My childhood dreams are shattered...


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