Friday, August 26, 2005

This Is Your Government On The Drug War

Inhale toxic fumes from factories and ciggies, live in asbestos and lead, stay plugged into sitcom reruns and reality shows, go to church, follow your leaders, gulp your Prozac and Ritalin, lock your doors, close your minds, and above all, be VERY afraid. Don't worry about all those pedophiles we're releasing onto your streets, but be thankful we're arresting the victims of their crimes, the prostitutes and drug addicts. Here, stay still. This won't hurt a bit. We've used plenty of surgical lube. Do as you are told. And always remember, JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS.

Personally, I prefer to just say no to power addicts who defecate on the Constitution and then cover their mess with a flag.


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