Sunday, August 21, 2005

Praise Jesus and Pass the Pasta

In the grand tradition of JUNK, and in recognition of devout worshippers, I bring you (drum roll, please)... The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Finally, a deity with some real balls - meatballs, that is...

If I were adept at charismatic tongue-wagging, I might be inclined to utter, "Oodles and Oodles of Kit-N-Kaboodles and Yankee Doodle Strudel Poodle Noodles!" But I lack skill in this area, so I'll simply climb to the mountaintop and scream, "Praise the pasta!!"


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